Have you ever wondered about the mysteries that surround us?  The questions that all of us ponder at?  Well I know I have and here are a few of my little “philosophical statements” that I think of at different times of my life.  Expect a lot of these in the future because my mind thinks up a lot of this stuff. Oh and if your French, don’t read number 20.

1. stop signs are cool when they’re pillows
2. stop signs suck when they’re real
3. mice are gray
4. sometimes they’re not though
5. time warner digital cable kicks dish networks and direct TV’s ass
6. flashlights suck because of the batteries
7. the inventor of batteries is Satan’s nephew
8. will smith is men in black
9. Tommy Lee Jones should be will smiths sidekick
10. Chuck Norris will rule the world.
11. Because of the above statement we can safely deduce Chuck Norris is awesome.
12. The Brady Bunch kill The Partridge Family
13. Hitler was a Nazi
14. The Olson twins love Hitler
15. The Olson twins are Nazi’s
16. Everyone has a love-hate relationship with index cards
17. Referring to gays as homosexuals is gay
18. Sticks and stones may break your bones only if someone throws them at you
19. if they do you don’t cry like the French. You throw sticks and stones back at them
20.  French are gay

-Alex Barbarian