I told you I had more of these coming! Here they are:

1. pens have ink assuming that they are pens

2. emo people are gay

3. dirt is not a force to be dealt with

4. king kong is a giant ape

5. godzilla is a giant lizard

6. Chuck Norris can rape both king kong and godzilla blindfolded

7. babies are fun

8. old people are not

9. Mandy Moore ruins it for everyone

10. Oprah Winfrey eats a tub of lard everday cuz thats how she rolls

11. the three amigos is one of the best movies made ever

12. Zombies ARE good for your health

13. the south pole is NOT the north pole

14. anteater = gay

15. Rosie O Donnell = Gay

16. Rosie O Donnell riding on an anteater = awesome!

17. cell phones are telephones that are cellular

18. this is number 18

19. disco will return

20. french are gay